I <3 My Marriage...

Sometimes you just can't believe everything you read.

You know that show on VH1 or MTV or whatever - the Tool Academy? I only saw one episode, but this guy seems like a natural candidate if they do a season 2.
His shirt says "I HEART My Marriage" but I don't believe him. Why? Well... this is a mug shot from beating his wife!

He attacked her and choked her... allegedly.

Even more ironic... according to The Smoking Gun... the t-shirt is actually a promotional item from Kirk Cameron's pro-marriage/religious flick "Fireproof."

Weird.