Sunday, March 29, 2009

You're Gonna Love My Nuts... for Money!

Oh ShamWow guy. Say it ain't so.

Vince - the genius with a headset that brought us the ShamWow and the SlapChop landed behind bars for beating up a hooker!



Apparently, she DIDN'T love his nuts.

Vince was arrested last month in Miami. Here's how it played out... Vince paid the hooker a thousand bucks for sex. They started making out and the hooker bit his tongue and wouldn’t let go. So.... Vince punched her in her face.

Repeatedly.

Seriously, I thought this kid had a fantastic sex life, he's been fucking Americans out of three easy payments of $29.99 for a while!

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