You're Gonna Love My Nuts... for Money!

Oh ShamWow guy. Say it ain't so.

Vince - the genius with a headset that brought us the ShamWow and the SlapChop landed behind bars for beating up a hooker!



Apparently, she DIDN'T love his nuts.

Vince was arrested last month in Miami. Here's how it played out... Vince paid the hooker a thousand bucks for sex. They started making out and the hooker bit his tongue and wouldn’t let go. So.... Vince punched her in her face.

Repeatedly.

Seriously, I thought this kid had a fantastic sex life, he's been fucking Americans out of three easy payments of $29.99 for a while!

Woman named Ho Suk Kim arrested for prostitution

I have to admit - when I read the story about Ms. Kim - I literally LOL'd.

A prostitute named Ho Suk Kim? Really?

If you haven't caught on yet - sound out her name. Now read it a little faster. And a little faster. Ahhh... got it now?

Good. Now that we are all caught up..

Ms. Kim was arrested in Florida - after she offered to perform oral sex on undercover police officers. Dumbass.

According to reports, after she performed the the $60 massage, she offered the officers oral sex at a bargain for $150.

Remind anyone of anything?



No happy ending for Ho Suk Kim, she's being held on $4,500 bail. Now do the math -- that's about 30 you-know-whats. lol