Boldy go... where no dork has gone before!

Thanks to a new cologne, dorks now have their own scents... and for once it doesn't smell like a library.

Genki Wear has produced what might be the most unusual Star Trek product ever: Star Trek colognes and perfume based on the original 1960s television show.

Right now there are three scents from the final frontier: "Tiberius," "Red Shirt" and "Ponn Farr."


I'm not a Star Trek person, so I only get the first one. I don't know what the other two mean.

The Tiberius cologne is described as being spiked with "notes of freshness and sensuality." The company promises that "Tiberius Cologne for men is difficult to define and impossible to refuse." HA HA!

The colognes will retail for about $30-40.